Iohn gave me this site to do whatever I want to do in

because he is a moron

a grade-a moron at that

didn't he suspect that I would do something stupid?

Or embarassing?

Or dangerous?

Well, the answer is yes:

And now, I'm going to poison him.

I am the man who rides alone

and I have been sent on a mission from God to remove the demons from Iohn

They make him evil

and the only way to get them out is by torture and murder

I'm going to tie him down, and open him up with a toenail clipper

then drop salt into his flesh

until I hear the demons

must kill the demons

demons hate salt

Fire

Fire is god's cleanser

I must cleanse Iohn's abode at night

at midnight, on a tuesday

but first I must cleanse his room with robbery.

I will hang the possessed on a cross, in Canada

I will smear his blood on my body, and dance a dance to my God

So I can have his power

The power of Iohns demons

Thanks, Iohn, for the space on your site

I hope you like the first jpeg

I like to bite the hand that feeds me, because I am an asshole

but you, my friend, are a dead man.