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Happy Sidewalk Punk I'm sick of all those bastards,
they're complainin' about nothin.
They should be fuckin' happy
cuz they've got a lotta somethin'.
Capitalism smells, we know,
but why must you complain.
Don't trash all those other foks
cuz we all be the same.
Happy happy happy happy happy happy sidewalk punk! oi!
Who needs all those spikes and stuff,
i'm content with plaid
Killing cows just for fashion,
i just think that's sad.
you don't eat meat, you don't do drugs,
because it's just not punk
cuz in the happy sidewalk world,
sloth loves chunk.
Happy happy happy happy happy happy sidewalk punk! oi!
Mosh pits are all fun and games
until someone gets hurt
Who needs violence to have fun,
what are we? Gutter dirt?
So let's all sing this happy song
and smile till we cry!
Angry street punk! That's for kids!
Happy sidewalk till we die!
ESI CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE
****by The Drastic Wronskis (GJW? plus Biff from Drastic Radical)
you take, you take, you take
but do you ever fucking give?
line your pockets on our dime
it's off of us you live.
you lie, you cheat, you steal
and now its not unknown
you take all of the money
and you give it to UNSEWN
ESI (eat shit and die) (x3)
ESI EAT SHIT AND DIE!
you steal money from our hands
and talk behind our backs
you lie right to our faces
the truth is what u lack
ESI (eat shit and die) (x3)
ESI EAT SHIT AND DIE!
(break down)
ESI (eat shit and die) (x3)
ESI EAT SHIT AND DIE!
Fat Tom's On A Rampage It's been 5 whole minutes
since fat tom's morning meal
that kid will eat anything
including living veal
i heard he ate an elephant
(well i heard he ate 2)
Kev says he ate his skateboard
Tif says that he ate poo
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, rampage)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, NOW!)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, rampage)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, NOW!)
It's been 5 whole minutes since fat tom's morning meal
that kid will eat anything
including processed steal
i heard he ate an mammoth
(well i heard he ate 2)
Kev says he ate his pogo stick
Tif says he ate a shoe
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, rampage)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, NOW!)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, rampage)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage! (rampage, NOW!)
Fat Tom's on a Rampage
(rampage, rampage)
Clear the streets and lock your doors
(lock your doors, lock your doors)
He'll eat some little kids
(little kids, little kids)
And then he'll eat some more
(eat some more, eat some more)
I Hope You Die 3 Times
Why the fuck did you do that?
You took everything i had
One moment i'm ecstatic,
Now i'm nothing more than sad.
First ya love, me... now ya hate me.
Make up your god damn mind.
You've stripped me of my dignity,
Left nothing but the rind.
So many lies were told,
and i choose to blame you.
So many broken promises,
Not one of them left true.
Yeah, you love me, so you said
I hope you wind up dead.
Well in short, i hope you die...
Drowning in your blood.
I hope someone leaves you raped,
Alone, bleeding, cut up good.
You've struck me deep, a fatal wound,
I can not be saved.
But my dying wish is simply this,
I hope you feel the same
So leave me now to die in peace,
At the least with myself.
Maybe you'll be the one some day,
To be screaming for their help.
So many lies were told,
and i choose to blame you.
So many broken promises,
Not one of them left true.
Yeah, you love me, so you said
I can't wait till ur dead.
Grab 'Em By The Cabinets grab it by the cabinets and take control
just say no, not for me.
you don't hafta do, what they say
don't let the them win, don't give in.
grab it by the cabinets (don't hafta be their slave)
take control (don't let this be your grave)
grab it by the cabinets (don't hafta be their slave)
take control (don't let this be your grave)
don't let their fucking boots walk all over you
unless you wanna end up, end up a fuck up too
get a grip, take a breath.
don't give them what they want,
your death.
Dildos Are The Enemy what kind of product puts a man out of a job?
not because he's smelly, or a fat ass stupid slob.
every woman wants one, admit it or not.
just to replace something that isn't all that hot.
-big!(fake) hard!(fake) lar-ger-than-life!
i bet she's got a dildo, "who?"
your fuckin' wife!
what is so arousing about something that's fake?
so tell me what you're thinkin, what exactly is your take?
why make us guys suffer, trying to get off?
why, oh why, must you make this so tough!?
I'd Give A Testicle For You, Just One, Or Penile Pinochle E-Mail Me And Tell Me Which Title Is Better Well here's a love song
With a little twist
It's about genitalia
If ya get my drift.
Well there's no use
In delaying this, it's icle
It's a song about,
How i'd give my testicle.
So hey! i'd give my testicle for you
One night alone, you'll see what i could do
Gimme just one chance,i'll prove it all
With a sharp little cleaver, i'll hand you my ball.
I love you
Well i think i do
I'll chop it off
I hope i can still screw.
If i can still fuck
I really really want to
Cuz after all this,
I cut a ball off for you.
So hey! i'd give a testicle for you
One night alone, and you'll see all that i can do
Gimme just one chance, and i'll prove it all
With a sharp li'l cleaver, i'll hand you my ball.
Well it's the end
At least for my ball
Maybe i'll make a buck
If i sell it at the mall
Damn kids,
They'll buy whatever
So i'll put it up for sale
It'll be an unhealthy endeavor.
So hey! I'd cut off a testicle for you.
One night alone, and you'll see all that i can do
Gimme just one chance, and i'll prove it all
with a li'l cleaver, i'll hand you my ball.
She Bitch Scum why i used to date you,
i don't fucking know
but i know why i hate you,
you won't come to my show.
when i asked you why,
you just said no.
if you ask me it sounds like
you've done too much blow.
what is that, up your ass?
what crawled up and died?
is it chicken, is it ribs?
and why does it smell soo fried?
what is that, up your ass?
what crawled up and died?
did they tell you you were nice?
well, they fuckin lied.
I wish you wouldn't stalk me
You's a god damn hoe
You're really fucking scary
You're a scary ass mofo
Stalk me with your pink hair
Wear Your grandpa's clothes
Goof got in your underwear
You're stupid and it shows
Why do you stalk all of us
follow us around
I'm gonna call the dog catcher
Send you to the pound
What is that up your ass
what crawled up and died
did they tell you you were nice
well they fucking lied
Then there's popcorn lady
I hate her too you know.
She took away my train whistle
When i gave it a little blow
I wore my bondage belt
To school one day
You followed me to class
and you took it away
Oh i hate you popcorn lady
Why don't you just die
I'm gonna bring a stick to school
and poke you in the eye
What is that up your ass
What crawled up and died
Did they tell you you were nice
Well they fucking lied
Horse Shit And Old Fish Pee you, you smell like horse shit!
Take a shower or a bath!
You smell like rotting old fish
You give me anger and wrath
You wake up in the morning
Put on that orange button shirt
You don't shower, your boring
You will always smell like shit!
Come home from school still smelly
You eat junk and put on fat
Making yourself a belly
You fully skip taking baths
Pee you, you smell like horse shit!
Take a shower or a bath!
You smell like rotting old fish
You give me anger and wrath
Hypocrisy's Finest Hour
You're all a bunch of hypocrates
when you talk you're full of shit
i don't want your fucking lies
you can go eat shit and die
propaganda lies and smut
i am not a nation slut
fighting in a real fake war
the papers are your fucking whores
Hypocrisy's finest
Hypocrisy's finest
Hypocracy's finest hour
Say one thing and do the other
so naive, it's us you smother
you don't know, but we've progressed
fuck right fuck left
i won't be oppressed.
Hypocrisy.. x8
I Don't Like Bikini Kill Anymore
i thought i used to like you
but you fucking suck
bikini kill you sound real bad
get hit by a truck
i heard one of your songs
said to myself "cool"
what the fuck was i thinking?
i'm a big dumb fool
*what the fuck was i thinking
when i bought your patch?
told everyone i liked you
i think you gave me the clap.
"i like fucking" is a good song
but is that all you've got?
i don't like you any more
cuz i quit smoking pot
you bitch and whine all day
stick a sock in it, you suck
i'll hit you with a tank!
nevermind the truck
69:30 Mass
I'm a Catholic Priest
I like little boys
Same time next week?
Nine-Thirty Mass
I'm a Catholic Priest
I'll stick it in your ear
It's time for confessionals
I'll bribe you with some beer
I'll talk of oral
While you tell me of your loss
I'll put my dick in your ass
In the name of the cross
Rusty trombones
Are what I'm all about
I put my fingers in your asshole
And move them in and out!
I'm a Catholic Priest
Not allowed to masturbate
When there's little kids around
It's time to pro-create.
Repeat
Unheard Screams
You never heard my silent screams
you never saw my hidden tears
I dare you to unshield your eyes
And unplug your fucking ears
Millions tortured everyday
Yet still you fucking turn away
Or is it that you never knew
Of what they hide from me and you
Propaganda blinds your eyes
and fills your head with FUCKING LIES
Propaganda builds a wall.
True story's never TOLD AT ALL
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